Championship Game Predictions


If you’ve been reading this blog you know how much I hate the patriots, you know that every inch of my soul wishes the worst for them. You know this. “And if you don’t know now you know nigga” – The Greatest Rapper Of All Time (Biggie Smalls). So with that in mind…I’m gonna pick them to beat the Jags*. Why? Because All my sports predictions end up wrong and I hope I’m wrong again! Watch out for Telvin Smith vs Gronk, whoever wins that match up will win the game. This will come down to D line vs Brady. And we’ve seen how this story ends.

Score: 28-14 New England

*highkey would love to see Jalen Ramsey post game interview if the Jags pull the upset*


Imagine a Blake Bortles vs Case Keenum Super Bowl ? My nut sack can’t contain the excitement, gimme 5 mins. *returns* Well…that was a fantasy. And like any fantasy, it’s fake and more of an ideal view of reality rather than a realistic one. This game will come down to turn overs…whoever creates the most will in. Plain and simple. And I trust Minnesota to do that.

Score: 14-3 Minnesota

Imma be live tweeting the game @seanjeann follow the boi


The NFL FINALLY got Good !

The NFL FINALLY got Good !

First and foremost this was a terrible NFL season, by almost every metric. TERRIBLE! If you’re not a football fan then I’ll break it down to you. Almost every relevant/popular did not play a full season of football. For reference 5 players with the top 10 selling jerseys of the 2016-2017 did not last a full season. Ezekiel Elliot (1) was beating women, but somehow isn’t full kicked out of the NFL like Ray Rice, was suspended on and off. Odell Beckham Jr (3) left week 5 with a fractured left ankle, ending the Giants season. Rob Gronkowski (5) is Rob Gronkowski the mans couldn’t finish a season even if he was promised a yacht party at the end of it. Carson Wentz (6) literally the 2017-2018 MVP but tore his ACL week 14 against the Rams. Aaron Rogers (7) broke a collarbone week 6 against the 2017-2018 Super Bowl Champs Minnesota Vikings (yes bitch im callin it now!). Antonio Brown (9) actually played most of the year but was sidelined week 15 with a leg injury and would have put up better stats for MVP consideration. Outside of the top 10 is 3 time Defensive Player of the Year JJ Watt (15) who got a leg injury in Week 5 against a shitty Kansas City Chiefs.

FAM LETS NOT EVEN START ON THE PROTESTS! Lets Not even start on concussions and the dumb “protocol” which is basically a 5 minute breather for pro bowl players. Cuz fuck a players health eh, we need rating nigga get your ass back on the field! Pathetic. Keep in mind I called this at the beginning! This NFL season was gonna be trash in alllllll directions. BUT I was wrong (and right).

I didn’t expect this season to have AMAZING Playoff games. After all most of the teams playing haven’t been post-season regulars. Now every post-season we have about one maybe two amazing playoff games/finishers. Last year we had the 28-3 return of the Pats and their Android QB Tom Brady. This year we could easily list off 4 and we aint even at the Championship games!


Famz we finally passed the foreplay stage and we gettin in that THANG! FINALLY THE NFL GOT GOOD! and that is what football (and sports fans) needed.


The Super Late 2017 WrapUp

The Super Late 2017 WrapUp

Backed by popular demand (3 of my best friends harassed me) I will be making my brief 2017 wrap up. Why now? Because my life doesn’t revolve around this blog and adulting is real hard when you spent most of your life being a goof. Also its good to take some time, breath and look back rather than feel forced to cram an opinion (yes Im throwin shade at COMPLEX). I’m going to assume you’re an avid reader, and I’m thankful for that, but for those that are new, all I do is basically write about music, sports and movies in a blunt stereotypical black ignorant male cis-gender offensive tone! With that being said here are the first annual “Super Late-Ass Blog bout Nothing Awards”


Get Out 

Plain and simple this movie is a classic, it won’t win awards because Caucasians are gonna Caucasian, but it will go down as the movie that HAD to happen and that DID happen. When I assess movies I look at two things: Is it different? and does it exceed expectations? Bruv this  movie NOT only does both but it does both phenomenally. Take this in: this movie was so good it created TWITTER MEMES! This is the type of movie a dumb dude and a smart introspective dude can get beers and watch, just don’t watch it with your white side-chick/girlfriend. Do y’all understand how impact that is? Fam you don’t. You really do not. Do y’all understand how many times I’ve used “sunken place” in my colloquial speech? You really do not. Do y’all understand how hard I clapped when my mans started chocking his Alt-Right crazy bitch girlfriend? You really do not.  Get Out is the best movie that came out this year and it aint even close (a lot of shitty movies came out, keep that in mind). If you disagree, refer me to a better movie and its still gonna be CONSIDERABLY worse than Get Out.

Honorable mention: Split <—read my review on it. I enjoy twisted horror/thriller.



No Dope On Sundays, Cyhi da Prynce

Man I can’t lie this year was fantastic for hip hop, and to be very clear I cover rap and R&B but I’m open to other genres. Back to the point, out of all the amazing albums/mixtapes that came out I always spin Cyhi for one clear reason; he’s a breath of fresh air. In a climate of over saturated Trap Rap (Migos collectively released 5 projects) I love love seeing something fresh and different ! Y’all remember Coloring Book, when Chance shifted and became the mainstream hip hop artist that white america was waiting to embrace post-Kanye West? Imagine that album had more bars and deeper topics mix that with some ignorance then BOOM you have No Dope On Sundays. People will disagree but they haven’t fully heard his album, I’ve been a big Cyhi fan back to his freestyle days and saw the raw talent of Prynce, the unadulterated passion he has, the story telling he has in tracks like Nu Africa! The soul he spits out in “No Dope on Sundays” (track) with one of the best Pusha T verses I’ve heard in YEARS, YEARS FAM! I love artists who actual have a story behind their artistry…homie spent years ghost writing bars for G.O.O.D. music (like Party Next Door is doin for Drake) and to finally have his first album be a HIP HOP CLASSIC…Lord I’m starting to tear up. Plus the mans is short, me and him relate on a spiritual (lower) level. Listen to this album, your ears will thank you, your soul will thank you and you should thank me.

Honorable Mention: Culture (Migos), Sonder Son (Brent Faiyzan), Issa (21 Savage), Ctrl (SZA), Shine (Wale), Luv is Rage 2 (Uzi Vert), You Will Regret (Ski Mask the Slump God), The Program (Cam’Ron), Sounds from the Other Side (Wizkid) and Dedication 6 (Lil Wayne)


Lavar Ball

He is the most important thing that happened in sports all of 2017. He shit talked his son into being the 2nd overall pick while the proceeding 6 players after him are better in almost every metric. He finessed sports news media into literally covering his every move for the past 8 months. He made us google “Lithuania basketball”. He made you want to buy 500$ shoes. He sparked a conversation about white victimization in face of black resistance. He made us question Steph Curry’s greatness. He taught us that black fathers are NOT as absentee as the media tells us. He made us take a strong critical look at the corporate slave plantation that is NCAA. He taught us how to parent and I’m forever grateful for that! This nigga was on WWE…read that again, this NIGGA WAS ON WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT….oh well that doesn’t matter eh. Let’s try Donald Trump. This man shit talked Donald J Trump and got clout off it. He transcended sports, politics and North American borders *drops mic*

Honorable Mention: Uncle Shannon Sharp (me and Brando gon’ be on that Mild and Yak haaarrrrrrrrrrrd)