Week 7 in two sentences or less, get ready for some SPICY takes

Week 7 in two sentences or less, get ready for some SPICY takes

If you haven’t been following, since Week 3 of the NFL season I’ve been predicting games. Click here for my most recent picks, so far I’m 43-30-2 (about 57% right) and as we get to November/December I will be raise that to 70%!

Thursday Night Football

  • Chiefs vs Broncos: Kansas City is not the all-star team we thought it was, and that’s because of their run defense. Phillip Lindsay is going to have a MAJOR game in this close Broncos shock the league 24-21

Sunday Game Day

  • Raiders vs Packers: This is a “Game of the Week” matchup and trust me Refs will decide it…for the Raiders. 21-14
  • Rams vs Falcons: Todd Gurley will decide this game, because that Falcons D can not stop a single Receiver in this league. Cooper Kupp will put in work, 35-30 Rams
  • 49ers vs Redskins: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 17-7 San Fran
  • Texans vs Colts: A potential AFC playoff match up, expect a strong Jacoby Brisette game with T.Y. Hilton back in the line up. But Houston is in a zone, 27-14 Texans
  • Vikings vs Lions: Two strong NFC contenders with suspect Elite QBs I expect the Lions to take this after a rigged stupid Monday Night Football, 31-28 Detroit.
  • Jags vs Bengals: Leonard Fournette is gonna eat up these Cincy Linebackers, expect a blowout 41-7 Jags.
  • Cardinals vs Giants: Let’s be real, Daniel Jones can’t even smell Kyler Murray’s jock strap (pause)…I hate both Defences but one of them has Patrick Peterson, one of the best Cornerbacks of all time. 18-3 Cards.
  • Dolphins vs Bills: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH y’all stupid…24-14 Bills.
  • Chargers vs Titans: Do you really trust Ryan Tannahill? Why are we even asking that question in 2019? 21-18 Chargers.
  • Ravens vs Seahawks: This is the Game of the Week and here’s why…Seahawks are on a run and the Ravens just added Marcus Peters with Earl Thomas returning for a revenge game. Expect a battle, expect Overtime, expect Interceptions and expect a tight Ravens win 32-30
  • Saints vs Bears: We can stop doubting Teddy Bridgewater but we can never doubt that Bears D…and that’s why I see Chicago taking this 14-7.

Sunday Night Football

  • Eagles vs Cowboys: If Amari Cooper ain’t playing, the Eagles molly wop the failing Cowboys: 40-28 Philly…yup Carson Wentz is going BRAZY!

Monday Night Football

  • Jets vs Patriots: Hot take alert, Hot take alert…Jets win this by a field goal…why? Sam Darnold makes this a playoff team and that’s fax, no printer…CJ Mosley is back in the line up and Le’Veon Bell has always giving NE problems. 32-31 J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets

Last week was bad…real bad for my predictions but Will I stop? NAH! Week 6 in 2 sentences or less.

Last week was bad…real bad for my predictions but Will I stop? NAH! Week 6 in 2 sentences or less.

With a record of 35-24-2 (I didn’t predict 2 games) I want to change the narrative…my predictions are usually right! But now that teams have a month of film and have played about 4 games we know way more and we have a better view of what the NFL landscape is. Last week I went 7-7 on predictions but TRUST ME…this week I know Exactly who wins and who looses.

Thursday Night Football

  • Giants vs Pats: We gotta keep it real…the Pats are slipping. With holes in the defence getting exposed and Brady playing inconsistent, they miiiiight lose…but they won’t. 33-20!

Sunday Game Day

  • Bucs vs Panthers: We saw McCaffery limping in the 4th but he’s a clear MVP candidate, but on the other side of the ball is a Baller called Shaq Barret with a surprisingly good Defense. Bucs with a surprise nail biter 28-26
  • Redskins vs Dolphins: The worst game of the season…yes I called it. Redskins 14-7
  • Saints vs Jags: Mincew Magic meets Teddy Two Gloves, this will be a good battle but the Saints are in a different Solar System! 38-30
  • Bengals vs Ravens: Cincinnati is an ugly city with an ugly team and probably ugly women. Ravens clean up 40-21
  • Seahawks vs Browns: Baker Mayfield is not a good QB, he is overrated and takes WAYYY too many risks. Expect 3 sacks from Jadevoen Clowney after this Hawks win 31-24. 
  • Eagles vs Vikings: Can we acknowledge that the Eagles are for real? The Vikings look like SB contenders one week then a 6-10 team the next…Philly cleans up 24-18.
  • Texans vs Chiefs: The way to beat Mahomes is to keep him off the field, the Colts showed us…but can the Texans repeat that strategy? Yes yes they can, 28-24 Houston.
  • Falcons vs Cardinals: Kylar Murray is elite…as long as he is protected! The Cars O line has to be in check or they lose this one…and they will, 18-14 Atlanta.
  • 49ers vs Rams: We all thought the 49ers were Cap, and we ain’t talking Marvel. But that Defence showed up and showed out, they stay undefeated in a tight one 35-32 San Fran.
  • Titans vs Broncos: Ugly game…21-18 Titans. Just gross…
  • Cowboys vs Jets: I hate the Cowboys and seeing them fail activates my loins. Dallas wins 35-7…its the Jets bruh…c’Mon!

Sunday Night Football

  • Steelers vs Chargers: With a 3rd string QB, inconsistent run game and a weird Secondary, this Pittsburg team should PRAY for a high draft pick in 2020 cause they are UGLY. Chargers sweep em’ 33-14.

Monday Night Football

  • Lions vs Packers: This league is weird, why the hell are the Lions so good? It makes no sense, but I know one thing that does…Aaron…JONES! Packers survive the 45-42 shootout.

My week 4 picks in 2 sentences or less

My week 4 picks in 2 sentences or less

Here are my predictions last week, I had 10 correct, 5 wrong and 1 game I didn’t pick (Falcons vs Colts). So far I’m 10-5-1 we can stop this “trash predictions” narrative right now!

Thursday Night Football

Eagles vs Packers

  • Interesting match up but kind of predictable, the undefeated Packers are in a zone. Especially their Defense, they won’t slow down 20-17 Greenbay

Sunday Gameday

Redskins vs Giants

  • This should be the Dwyane Haskins vs Daniel Jones battle…but It won’t be, the Redskins will finally get their first Win. 33-27 Redskins

Chiefs vs Lions

  • A battle of the Undefeated, who woulda guessed the Lions would be here in week 4…but we know how this one goes…45-27 KC

Titans vs Falcons

  • One of the most confusing match ups…both teams trying their best to go 9-7 but I trust the Titans to take this one. Their D is elite 27-21

Browns vs Ravens

  • Big Divisional match up but with David Njoku out and the Browns secondary looking suspect, Lamar Jackon is gon EATTT! Ravens 40-20

Raiders vs Colts

  • Da RAIIIIDERS…are flops. 24-14 Colts clean em up

Patriots vs Bills *possible game of the week*

  • Here’s my bold prediction of the week…Bills take this by a field goal, why? Their coaching and Defense has been elite this year and it feels like a revenge game 21-20

Panthers vs Texans

  • Kyle Allen will have a good day, but the Panthers won’t win. 27-14 Houston

Chargers vs Dolphins

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 33-7 Chargers

Bucs vs Rams

  • I smell another upset…the Bucks have a defensive player of the year candidate (Shaq Barrett) and Mike Evans is playing like a DAWG. 35-32

Seahawks vs Cardinals

  • Cardinals are in for another slap…that O line is gonna get Kyler killed…28-21 Seattle

Vikings vs Bears *Game of the Week*

  • I don’t believe in Trubisky or Cousins…but I LOVE both defenses, expect a low scoring, run heavy, hella turnover, high penalty defensive game. 21-17 Da Bears

Jaguars vs Broncos

  • This game is gonna be pathetic…I expect major turnovers and sloppy Offensive play…14-7 Jags…hoping to see Jalen Ramsey lowkey.

Cowboys vs Saints

  • I hate the Cowboys but the facts is the facts…they’re playing ELITE football BUT I see a nail bitter and a field goal loss to the Saints. 23-22 WHO DAT

Bengals vs Steelers

  • Hardest game to predict cause both teams are complete trash, on every level. Bengals 14-3



Every week 3 NFL prediction in 2 sentences or LESS!!!

Every week 3 NFL prediction in 2 sentences or LESS!!!

Thursday Night Football

Jaguars vs Titans

  • This is ridiculously easy…Titans win this by a touchdown, expect a sloppy, defensive, weird game, with a stupid amount of penalties. 18-12 Titans


Dolphins vs Cowboys

  • Do y’all really need a prediction? 40-7 Dallas, Dak has another MVP game.

Bengals vs Bills

  • Don’t sleep on the Bills, with a stronger offense than last year and a refreshing D they are looking like a Wild Card team. 22-15 Bills

Lions vs Eagles

  • I have no idea how the Lions are undefeated but I have an idea of who’s handing them their first L. 14-7 Eagles , expect a defensive, high penalty, boring game.

Jets vs Patriots

  • HAHAHAHA! 38-7 Pats

Raiders vs Vikings

  • Two underachieving teams battling for 3rd place in their division, I expect a surprising shootout. Starting the season 1-2 is a bad look and that’s what the Raiders are…a bad look. 24-21 Vikings

Ravens vs Chiefs *Game of the week*

  • Shootout CITY biiiihhhh, this game will total 70+ points but there’s one defense that I can trust on this field…the one that has Earl Thomas. 48-42 Ravens

Broncos vs Packers

  • The game is won in the trenches…or whichever team that DOESN’T have Joe Flacco. Packers continue dominating 28-21 Green Bay

Panthers vs Cardinals

  • Air Raid Kingsbury can get TDs but his O Line and Defense can’t stop a turtle on a slow day. Expect a big day from McCaffery , Cam and Greg Olsen 32-28 Panthers

Giants vs Buccaneers

  • I don’t believe in Daniel Jones, and that suspect Secondary. This game is going to be terrible, maybe the worst of the week. 7-3 Bucs

Saints vs Seahawks

  • If Brees was healthy this would be game of the week but he’s not, so y’all know wussup. 24-7 Seahawks

Texans vs Chargers

  • Watson is a winner it’s in his DNA and when this game goes to a field goal in the 4th quarter and the Chargers kicker lines up, we all know wussup. 20-17 Texans

Steelers vs 49ers

  • Big Ben is out, 9ers are on a roll and Mason Cosby is unproven. We know wussup. 32-14 49ers

Sunday Night Football

Rams vs Browns

  • All 3 of y’all Brown fans can calm down…beating the Jets means Nothing! You better pray Aaron Donald is hurt because this will be ugly. 40-28 Rams

Monday Night Football

Bears vs Redskins

  • Expect Josh Norman to have 2 picks and Adrian Peterson to have another 100 yard game…but expect a fat L too. 30-28 Bears game winning FG again.



The biggest problem in this AB drama is the NFL…

The biggest problem in this AB drama is the NFL…

If you’ve been living under a rock and literally avoid news then you wouldn’t know about Antonio Brown and his dumb antics these past 2 weeks. One thing you’ve probably heard are the recent rape and assault accusations against him…which are serious and have to be addressed. My beef is not with AB, the modern day Chad Ochocinco, my beef is with the NFL! It’s very simple: be consistent and stop messing up lives because of bias and MONEY!

The Rules are messed up!!! We all remember last summer when Robert Kraft was getting handjobs at a massage parlour in Miami…did Goodell and the NFL execs do anything? NAH! We all remember Ray Rice (my favourite player at the time) punching his fiance, but did anything get done BEFORE the TMZ leaked the footage? HELL NAH! We all remember Antonio’s teammate Ben Roethesburger being accused of raping a woman in 2007. Did the league do anything? HELL NAH! It took 2 rapes for the NFL to suspend Big Ben…pathetic.

This league is quick to let a star player get away with anything and everything! Michael Irving played for the bum Cowboys of the 90’s and literally cut the throat of a teammate…yes you read that right…the man cut a team mates throat! And still played the next Sunday. Why? Because the league doesn’t care. They want dollars. They want stars. The NFL decided they want Quarterbacks to never get touched, that’s why these average QBs *cough* Dak *cough* are getting overpaid.

This league that wants to push a “Family” brand is the same league that has owners who do coke and get massages from prostitues in Miami, coaches who video tape other teams, players who beat and rape their girlfriends and fans who throw yell “Nigger” with the upmost disrespect wants to take a moral high ground? yea, FUCK THAT!

If the NFL was consistent and had integrity I would be okay with them putting AB on the Commissioner’s exempt list (he would get paid while they did a private investigation). But they are pathetic and the create crazy superstars like AB, they encourage them. Did Antonio Brown assault that woman? I don’t know, the courts and investigators will decide. Will he get suspended? I don’t know, the NFL will decide. Is the NFL corrupt and the main problem in this PR nightmare? Yes, Yes they are.

The Patriots are done

The Patriots are done

I love Week 15-17 of the NFL season, because you find out who has balls (literally). The defenses play better, offenses thrive or die and special teams become special. Overall we see the same trends with the past 5 years: Cowboys barely make it in, Ravens flop :(, New England is 1st or 2nd seed and the NFC is a mess with one or two teams that are clearly above everyone. Here are 5 of my bold predictions of the next 2 weeks of football

  1. The Pats are done: Gronk can’t get separation, Brady’s O Line is trash, Bill isn’t making the right calls and the Pats defense is pathetic (Even with the refs help) The Dynasty is over, they will never make another Super Bowl. Praise God!
  2. The Bears are going to Atlanta: The Bears are better than the Rams and the Saints. This is not even a discussion…Trubisky is in the Dak Prescott “meh” QB discussion but let me make this clear, the Defense is why they’re making the SuperBowl
  3. Cowboys aint making the playoffs: they can’t sustain a consistent offense and the Eagles are gonna take this division with a 9-7 record under Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles
  4. Lamar Jackson will take the Ravens far: Every Ravens team that made it to the superbowl had two things in common, amazing runners and amazing defense. Lamar Jackson opens up the run game so much and the defense leads the league in turnovers, we know how this goes!
  5. The Chargers are the best team in the NFL: I hate to say it but its the truth, even with their stars injured its a “Next Man Up” mentality, this team is playing possessed. That’s what you need in come January, strong defense and resilient O.